Snapchat Found Me Out…

Snapchat is slowly but surely unraveling all of my secrets with its filters. Every day another one of my identities floats up like a dead body in the lake that I’ve desperately been trying to hide. First you had to go ahead and broadcast my super gay persona; you know, the one where you demonstrate a giant rainbow coming out of my mouth. I get it Snapchat; you know what […]

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The Ultimate Cat

Meow I do not condone having fish as a pet. Fish is boring and you can’t pet it. Some people have pet snakes. I don’t get it – gross. Rats too – yuck. Birds are alright I guess but isn’t not my preference. Dogs and cats is what it pretty much comes down to, at least for me personally. These two pets are the only animals that should officially be […]

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