Chronic Resting Dick Face

Resting Bitch Face is a syndrome that among many other made up ones has casually creeped its way into the 21st century. After lengthy research and endless real life examples I’m convinced that it is in fact a thing. It may not be a disease per say, but it’s definitely a condition. Some people possessing said condition have a personality to match their face – they’re bitches. Others might be […]

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Tuesdays are for Concerts, Tacos and Bar Hopping

Being 28 years old and someone who doesn’t need an excuse to listen to good music and drink, I’m ashamed to admit that I’ve only been to a total of 4 concerts in my lifetime. One of those concerts happened to take a little while back at The Wiltern in Hollywood. I’d booked tickets to see Zemfira two months in advance and I was super excised for the fact that […]

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“IT HURTS SO GOOD”

You know that phrase ‘It hurts so good’? Yeah. Don’t you dare question its validity. Don’t be one of those people that says ‘how can it be good if it hurts’. That’s just how it works dummy. The phrase makes perfect sense. It sure as hell makes a lot more sense than you sitting there with your head to your side wondering why the water is wet and the sky […]

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Hipster Dog Mom in The Making

People get married, have children and stuff and the next thing you know your fridge is full of their family’s holiday post cards. I never thought I’d be one of those people. I’m not one of those people. Then there are people that don’t have children or spouses, but have pets as their companions instead. They dress them up in weird outfits, give them fancy haircuts, hire dog sitters for […]

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“Mammas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys”

So I started watching this show on Netflix called ‘The Ranch’. It smells an awful lot like ‘That 70’s Show’. It doesn’t smell bad, don’t get me wrong; but it’s as if they got shot down to do the official remake so they decided to go with the next best thing. It starts out with just Michael and Hyde and slowly but surely (I’m up to season three) and they’ve […]

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UBER – To Pool or Not To Pool?

21st century is a whole new world – a world of opportunities, options and open relationships. Take Uber for example; aren’t we all in a non-exclusive open relationship with Uber? We openly stray, using and abusing Lyft’s services instead; but sooner or later, we shamelessly crawl back to Uber’s comfy and familiar quarters. Then we disappear again at the next earliest convenience. Even drivers don’t limit themselves to one or […]

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Mondays Are For Day Drinking & AA Meetings

For some, Mondays are the dreaded days of the week during which people are forced to battle the post weekend bender hangovers and return to their boring routines; for others a Monday is that one glorious extra day of freedom before getting back to the grind. I’m happy to say that I’m in the latter category. Not only do I not treat said day of the week as a total […]

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3 REASONS WHY DAY DRINKING RULES

Whether you enjoy an occasional cocktail with friends or like to go heavy the entire weekend; whether alcohol is part of your daily routine or you don’t drink at all, you’re bound to have a separate opinion reserved especially for day drinking. I certainly do. And contrary to that of seemingly a lot of people, I find day drinking to be quite wonderful. Here’s why: Alcohol is fuel. If you […]

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It Rarely Rains In LA, But When It Rains It Pours

So let me tell you about this crazy day of mine. Oddly enough it started with me getting soaked by the poorly installed sprinklers in my front yard. Normally I wouldn’t mind some wet action on a hot summer day, especially keeping in mind that I was wearing a white shirt, but in this particular case I was on my way to court, running late mind you, so I was […]

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Just a Healthy Rant About Your Average A-hole

It’s no secret that working in the restaurant biz, you’re bound to have the displeasure of dealing with the lowest of the low; the scum of the earth if you will. If there was a contest for having met a crap load of crap when it comes to humanity, I’d win. Well, that’s a little ambitious but I’d definitely be in the running. If it’s not those to whom the […]

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