People at Parties be like…

There are all kinds of different parties out there and it’s safe to say that I’ve been to most of them. There were the college frat house ones where everyone walked around awkwardly from one couch to another gripping their red plastic cups in hopes that no one would slip a roofie in it. Those days were super lame; there would always be some nerd who couldn’t hold his liquor, […]

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HATE CHRONICLES: The Health Edition

The idea of eating properly, working out and generally leading a healthy lifestyle is extremely alluring until it’s time to actually doing all those things. Then you’re all like ‘Meh, I’ll do it tomorrow cause this pasta is looking really good right now’. There’s a saying in Russian that doesn’t translate very well but it goes something like this: A person that’s full cannot truly sympathize with a starving one. […]

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Productive Drunk

This Selfie captures my ultimate multitasking abilities as well as productivity. As I sit there fully protected by my favorite soft hoodie on a not-so-comfortable couch, with my clean hair not constricted by hair ties, I’m sipping on prosecco, writing articles and well, taking selfies obviously. If that’s not multitasking at its finest, I don’t know what is. Based on the extensive hands on research throughout my life, I can […]

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