Snapchat Found Me Out…

Snapchat is slowly but surely unraveling all of my secrets with its filters. Every day another one of my identities floats up like a dead body in the lake that I’ve desperately been trying to hide. First you had to go ahead and broadcast my super gay persona; you know, the one where you demonstrate a giant rainbow coming out of my mouth. I get it Snapchat; you know what […]

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Puppies are IN

Meet Daniel. Daniel is a puppy. She’s pretty cute. Her owner thinks that her name is Trixie Tango. He’s wrong. Her name is Daniel as in Daaaaamn Daniel! She’s even got the white vans to show for it. She’s not the smartest dog I’ve ever encountered. She still poops where she isn’t supposed to and begs for human food that she should by now know she’s not allowed to have. […]

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