Don’t Drink and Drive. Unless You Can Flower.

Drunk driving is no bueno. It’s ill-advised on every and all occasions, and it should never take place. Having said that, some people are better at drunk driving than others. You can get a DUI after drinking two beers if you’re driving like an asshole, speeding and shit… And you can get away with drunk driving if you’re semi-wasted as long as you’re following the rules of the road. It […]

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The Brotherhood of a Traveling Fur Coat

This story takes place in NY. A friend of mine and her boyfriend came to visit me on the East Coast from the sunny California during the month of February. Just to paint you a picture, I haven’t heard as many “It’s so cold here, I wanna go home” comments in such a short period of time from anyone as I did that day from my sun spoiled friends, ever. […]

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