Don’t Drink and Drive. Unless You Can Flower.

Drunk driving is no bueno. It’s ill-advised on every and all occasions, and it should never take place. Having said that, some people are better at drunk driving than others. You can get a DUI after drinking two beers if you’re driving like an asshole, speeding and shit… And you can get away with drunk driving if you’re semi-wasted as long as you’re following the rules of the road. It […]

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What can I do? Водки найду!

Every Russian is familiar with this phrase. It may just be the greatest inter-lingual pun of all time. It’s mentioned at almost every party; there’ve even been songs made banking on that phrase alone. If you’re not Russian, let me enlighten you about the wonderfulness of this phrase. You know how you’re always afraid that if you attempt to say a phrase in a different language you’re going to butcher […]

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Productive Drunk

This Selfie captures my ultimate multitasking abilities as well as productivity. As I sit there fully protected by my favorite soft hoodie on a not-so-comfortable couch, with my clean hair not constricted by hair ties, I’m sipping on prosecco, writing articles and well, taking selfies obviously. If that’s not multitasking at its finest, I don’t know what is. Based on the extensive hands on research throughout my life, I can […]

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