Cuddlist – Another New Age Wave About Embracing Your Loneliness

Humanity never seizes to amaze me. With all the crazy ideas that somehow manage to make themselves a reality, it’s hard to even be surprised anymore. Cuddlist is one of them. I stumbled upon it through word of mouth – you best believe that I would never go out there seeking something like this. “Book a therapeutic, non-sexual, cuddle session with a certified professional cuddler.” Being a professional at an […]

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Self Training While Training Your Puppy

There’s a saying. There’s no such thing as a stupid dog; only a stupid owner. I can’t say I agree with that sentiment wholeheartedly… but I’m pretty much on board with a solid 9 out of 10 if we’re grading statements of truth on a scale. Reason being, I actually did have a dog once when I was little; I swear he was the dumbest thing alive. You couldn’t teach […]

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The story about how I popped my Tinder Cherry

I must be honest here… As shocking and unexpected as this may seem, I hate all social media. I hate how it lures you in and sucks you dry. I hate how it forces you to communicate with strangers, especially when they choose to be all creative and say things like ‘hey’ or better yet ‘wyd’. I hate that there are a million and three websites solely dedicated to helping […]

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Be the Exception; Not the Rule

Someone said to me the other day that the way men behave at a bar is equivalent to the way they behave in their romantic lives. Naturally I asked this person to elaborate because I’ve seen men at the bar; hell, I’ve served men at the bar and the mere thought of comparing their typical behavior to their personal lives, let alone romantic encounters is downright scary. They’re loud, sloppy […]

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CAN I BUM A DRINK?

People are walking around with such gigantic balls nowadays; bringing them everywhere they go, showing them off like they’re something to be proud of. Let me tell you, it takes a lot of balls to be able to walk out on a check. As a bartender, I’ve had that happen a few times. It gets busy, you forget to take a credit card at the beginning, or you decide that […]

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Mother’s Day – The Mother of All Sh*t Shows

It is almost inevitable for all the freak shows to stay home on mother’s day. They somehow happen to evade father’s day and even Valentine’s day but come mother’s day they all come crawling out of their dark chambers and into the world where humans are just trying to get by and live a semi-normal life. These are the people that make you question humanity; these are the people that […]

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Invisalign – The Five Thousand Dollar Diet

Teeth are important. They help you eat delicious foods and nourish your body and stuff; they help you bite those who deserve it and they most certainly make a nice accessory to your face. You have to take care of your teeths just as much as they take care of you. You have to keep ’em clean; floss those suckers and if they start looking in the wrong direction, you send […]

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BUMPER STICKERS SUCK. Here’s Why.

When I was little, I remember my mom holding on to every sticker that came our way and each and every one of them, without exception ended up finding its way to our refrigerator door and nest there for a few years, gaining layers and layers of paper and glue due to the nesting of other stickers that eventually took precedence over the original stickers. It didn’t really bother me […]

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Sex Only Gets Better With Age

The way I see it is much like with everything in life, sex can be divided into three categories: the good the bad and the ugly. The thing about Ugly is that it can be both good and bad depending on the circumstances. The thing they all have in common is the fact that just like us humans they go through all stages of life: young, prime, somewhere in the […]

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15 Shades of FÜcked Up

Some time ago came out a book – 50 Shades of Grey. This book was rumored to drive every woman wild, mainly because let’s face it, the percentages of truly sexually satisfied ladies out there is pretty low and a lot of times, we simply must rely on our fantasies. This book provided a sort of excitement; it explored things that every woman wants but for some reason rarely talks […]

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