RESTLESS MIND, BODY & SOUL

Psychologists often like to point out that your self-destructive nature isn’t doing you any favors; however subtle they are about it in between of all the ‘how do you feel about that’ inquiries. They say it’s up to you to change things if you for things to be different. They’re not wrong. For one, they don’t want to fix you entirely, nor can they. It’s not beneficial to them due […]

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Valentine’s Day – A Social Mindf*ck

Like a broken heart, the nation splits into two pieces – the hopeless romantics/believers and the skeptical pessimists. I myself am leaning towards the latter, but I must admit, the hopeless romantic rears its ugly smug little head every now and then. A lot of stereotypes come out to play on Valentine’s Day, and unlike the curly haired fat baby with wings and arrows, who happens to be the culprit […]

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Pizza & Beer – My Kind of Party.

I’m a firm believer in the fact that there’s no such thing as a bad beer, unless the beer is actually bad as in spoiled. Otherwise, all beer is good in its form; it just needs to be paired properly to an occasion and mood. Beer like Corona for example is considered “bad” because the bottle is made out of glass that’s much lighter than say that of Dos Equis […]

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One of Those Stereotypes that Proves to be True

Out of all the stereotypes out there I often find the ones about Asian people to be most entertaining; mostly because they have an extensive record of being precisely on point. Not only are they usually the smartest ones in the room, and with Indians by their side they will probably rule the world one day, but they’re also pretty consistently terrible behind the wheel. Most importantly though, as business […]

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IRONING: TOP 5 PROS & CONS

I was never fond of ironing. For one I could never pronounce the word properly. I would say “I-ron”, just like how it’s written and people would laugh at me. Finally a certain someone taught me a lovely trick. Apparently you’re supposed to say it like “I-earn” but faster. I still don’t get it but whatever. I tried telling a joke to a bunch of Americans that incorporated being tortured […]

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RE: Selfish Annie and the Half-Starved Prince

Dear Prince, My initial response to your very public gripe of neglect would have landed you in therapy, which your daddy and I would inevitably end up paying for both literally and figuratively. Therefore, my response is the following: I would like to extend my sincere apologies for having been selfish and lazy the entire time that I’ve known you. Clearly I haven’t been taking care of my baby like […]

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The Triplets that Simply Don’t Give a F*ck

1. Post Office. Your package got lost in the mail? Aww. Too bad! Please contact the company that shipped it to you, so they could send you back to the Post Office because it stopped being their problem the moment the package left the building. After you’ve completed that useless step with a predictable outcome, you are more than welcome to contact the Post Office again, so they could then […]

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5 Ways to Make Sure Your Day is as Unproductive as Possible

1. NETFLIX. Watch anything and everything. It can be something you’ve seen a million times, but enjoy anyway or something new. It has to be on Netflix though. That way you’re bound to be planted on your ass for hours, with no commercials to get up during. If you must, you can use the pause button of course, but only to use the restroom or get food. Now, movies are […]

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Birthday Celebrations

I was never much into celebrating my birthday. Well, I shouldn’t say ‘never’; there was this one time that my mom threw me an amazing birthday party when I was 8. She invited all my friends, created all these fun games for everyone to play (handmade from scratch) and even made sure to have prizes for everyone. Everyone had a fantastic time. Unfortunately, by doing so, she inevitably set a […]

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Make Your Own Taco Tuesday

Tacos are a wonderful thing. There’s a Bubba Gump world of tacos out there – any and all kinds made in every possibly way: shrimp tacos, beef tacos, chicken tacos, fish tacos, steak tacos, grilled, broiled, deep fried, on a flour tortilla, on a corn tortilla… There are the tiny street tacos that are packed with delicious meats and basically nothing else. Then there are fancy tacos that go all […]

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