Chronic Resting Dick Face

Resting Bitch Face is a syndrome that among many other made up ones has casually creeped its way into the 21st century. After lengthy research and endless real life examples I’m convinced that it is in fact a thing. It may not be a disease per say, but it’s definitely a condition. Some people possessing said condition have a personality to match their face – they’re bitches. Others might be […]

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“IT HURTS SO GOOD”

You know that phrase ‘It hurts so good’? Yeah. Don’t you dare question its validity. Don’t be one of those people that says ‘how can it be good if it hurts’. That’s just how it works dummy. The phrase makes perfect sense. It sure as hell makes a lot more sense than you sitting there with your head to your side wondering why the water is wet and the sky […]

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“Mammas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys”

So I started watching this show on Netflix called ‘The Ranch’. It smells an awful lot like ‘That 70’s Show’. It doesn’t smell bad, don’t get me wrong; but it’s as if they got shot down to do the official remake so they decided to go with the next best thing. It starts out with just Michael and Hyde and slowly but surely (I’m up to season three) and they’ve […]

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UBER – To Pool or Not To Pool?

21st century is a whole new world – a world of opportunities, options and open relationships. Take Uber for example; aren’t we all in a non-exclusive open relationship with Uber? We openly stray, using and abusing Lyft’s services instead; but sooner or later, we shamelessly crawl back to Uber’s comfy and familiar quarters. Then we disappear again at the next earliest convenience. Even drivers don’t limit themselves to one or […]

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3 REASONS WHY DAY DRINKING RULES

Whether you enjoy an occasional cocktail with friends or like to go heavy the entire weekend; whether alcohol is part of your daily routine or you don’t drink at all, you’re bound to have a separate opinion reserved especially for day drinking. I certainly do. And contrary to that of seemingly a lot of people, I find day drinking to be quite wonderful. Here’s why: Alcohol is fuel. If you […]

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Cuddlist – Another New Age Wave About Embracing Your Loneliness

Humanity never seizes to amaze me. With all the crazy ideas that somehow manage to make themselves a reality, it’s hard to even be surprised anymore. Cuddlist is one of them. I stumbled upon it through word of mouth – you best believe that I would never go out there seeking something like this. “Book a therapeutic, non-sexual, cuddle session with a certified professional cuddler.” Being a professional at an […]

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Be the Exception; Not the Rule

Someone said to me the other day that the way men behave at a bar is equivalent to the way they behave in their romantic lives. Naturally I asked this person to elaborate because I’ve seen men at the bar; hell, I’ve served men at the bar and the mere thought of comparing their typical behavior to their personal lives, let alone romantic encounters is downright scary. They’re loud, sloppy […]

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Invisalign – The Five Thousand Dollar Diet

Teeth are important. They help you eat delicious foods and nourish your body and stuff; they help you bite those who deserve it and they most certainly make a nice accessory to your face. You have to take care of your teeths just as much as they take care of you. You have to keep ’em clean; floss those suckers and if they start looking in the wrong direction, you send […]

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BUMPER STICKERS SUCK. Here’s Why.

When I was little, I remember my mom holding on to every sticker that came our way and each and every one of them, without exception ended up finding its way to our refrigerator door and nest there for a few years, gaining layers and layers of paper and glue due to the nesting of other stickers that eventually took precedence over the original stickers. It didn’t really bother me […]

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Sex Only Gets Better With Age

The way I see it is much like with everything in life, sex can be divided into three categories: the good the bad and the ugly. The thing about Ugly is that it can be both good and bad depending on the circumstances. The thing they all have in common is the fact that just like us humans they go through all stages of life: young, prime, somewhere in the […]

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